25 August 2012

New Crime Confirms Bungler's Identity

Evidence has surfaced today in the bun stealing story that has left Veronians wondering Who Done It!?

While grilling chicken sausages, some whole grain buns were left unattended and partially eaten. The buns were sent to a lab in Bergen County for DNA testing. At that point, scientists confirmed that the thief (currently out on bail) is Seamus "The Stick" Hickory.

Hickory has no comment, no remorse and implied that he was fine framing Rudy Brown for the crime. He would not face the camera.

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